College Basketball Fans Wax Nipple Hair, Get Tattoos To Distract Free Throw Shooters At Horizon Tournament

It's tournament time for college basketball and that means anything goes - both on the court and in the stands.

The Oakland University student section understands this and came prepared to win by any means necessary - even if it costs a bit of body hair.

THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION

During last night's Horizon League Championship quarterfinals game, a group of shirtless bros began actually waxing each other's nipples in a bid to distract No. 8 ranked opponent Purdue Ft. Wayne's players at the free throw line.

Talk about ‘for the love of the game!’

And I thought cheerleaders twerking was where we were drawing the line!

I mean even the announcers were ALL about it and couldn't believe what they were seeing as a bunch of dudes lived out their wildest 40-Year-Old-Virgin waxing scene on live television.

But that wasn't all. At one point, one of the guys appears to be getting a DAMN TATTOO on his chest as well. 

Welcome to 2024 sports fans. No longer will just yelling and screaming during a foul shot suffice. That's amateur stuff.

You have to be willing to risk it all - even a nipple here or there. 

The No. 1 ranked Oakland Grizzlies team easily defeated Purdue - and only sent them to the foul line for 9 shots. Of those they only made 7. Worth the price of a tattoo? Absolutely. Because, sports. 

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Mike “Gunz” Gunzelman has been involved in the sports and media industry for over a decade. He’s also a risk taker - the first time he ever had sushi was from a Duane Reade in Penn Station in NYC.