People Are Going To Be Shelling Out Obscene Amounts Of Money To Hit Super Bowl After Parties

People are dropping tons of money to see and be seen at Super Bowl LVIII, There are some insane price tags for tickets and suites inside Allegiant Stadium.

However, if those attending the game who are prone to bouts of FOMO think that their credit card will get a break when the Super Bowl goes final, they are sorely mistaken.

You've got to hit the after-party, right?

Nightclubs in Sin City are going to be raking in some serious dough once all the confetti settles.

NewsNation reported about Raiders owner Mark Davis' post-game shindig, for instance. It's called the "Owner's Party" and you're more than welcome to attend… for $7,000. And that's the minimum price to get into the bash at the Fontainebleau’s LIV nightclub. 

If you want one of the best tables in place, that'll cost you a cool $55,000. 

Y'know, or you could buy a very nice car for that kind of money…

It sounds like Las Vegas will be as lively — and pricey — after the Super Bowl as most of us would expect. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Perhaps it makes sense that attending this party will cost a small fortune, especially when Davis is reported to have dropped $10 million on the party. It's also been reported that he's spending $1.5 million to have DJ Calvin Harris in attendance.

That makes Harris — one of the many exes of Travis Kelce's gal-pal Taylor Swift — the big winner. 

$1.5 million to be Spotify in human form? Dude, sign me up.

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Both teams playing in the Super Bowl have rented out nightclubs for after the game. 

The Niners have rented out Caesar's Palace's OMNIA nightclub, while the Chiefs will be at Resorts World's Zouk.

…Is there some kind of rule that nightclubs have to have really stupid names?

Of course, depending on the outcome, one of these parties might be considerably more lively than the other…

Although, personally, I think I'd prefer to hit up the loser's after-party. It's probably a little quieter and a lot easier to get drinks. Sure, everyone's bumming pretty hard, but…

At least you will have won the same number of Super Bowls as most of the other people in the club.