Larry David Goes On Passionate Anti-March Madness Rant, Sounds Straight Out Of Communist North Korea
Larry David's thoughts on March Madness would make Stalin proud.
Right now, millions of Americans across the country are coming together over cold beer and wings to celebrate the opening stages of the NCAA Tournament. All that matters is fighting through 40 minutes of basketball to earn the right to play 40 more.
It's one of the very few things Americans seem to agree on. Who could possibly not get amped up for the NCAA Tournament?
Enter Larry David.
Larry David isn't a March Madness fan.
The "Curb Your Enthusiasm" star went on an absolute tirade about how there's too many teams for him to keep up with, and for that braindead reason, he isn't a March Madness guy.
"Can I make an admission here? This tournament...how much can I follow with sports? I'm supposed to know who's on Drake? This is crazy. Crazy. Valparaiso? I know names on Valparaiso? This is insane! I don't know anything. Maybe I'll watch the semifinal, but that's it. What can I do? I've got the Rangers. I've got the Knicks. I can't follow all these teams," a very fired up Larry David exclaimed to Rich Eisen.
You can watch his anti-March Madness rant below, and hit me with your thoughts at David.Hookstead@outkick.com.
Kim Jong Un couldn't have said it better himself if he tried! David's comments sound like they came right out of his American hating communist mouth.
Oh, Larry David doesn't know who is on Drake and that's why he can't fill out a bracket? You think I have any idea who is on a single 15 seed in this tournament? Absolutely not, but you better believe I threw my money down on multiple brackets.
That's what America is all about. In this country, we have the freedom to come together, crush beers, blow money on too many brackets to count and cheer like hell for our specific teams. Arguing against March Madness because you don't know the rosters is like arguing against breathing because you don't know how nitrogen and oxygen molecules are broken down.
It makes no sense, Larry!
Larry David isn't a March Madness fan. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
While Larry David will apparently not be watching, I think I speak for everyone here at OutKick when I say we're definitely not doing anything other than enjoying the games. Let me know at David.Hookstead@outkick.com if you're with me!