Joe Burrow Appears To Have Told His Barber To Give Him The Slim Shady And Other Teams Are Now On Notice

The Summer of Joe Burrow continues, and the latest chapter came straight from the barber chair.

I soon need to hit the barbershop to get things back in order. The salad is getting a little shaggy these days, but when I do decide to bite the Barbicide-soaked bullet, I'm going to go with the same recipe I always go with: give me a No. 2 clippers on the back and side and then trim up the top just a little bit so I've got a little something to mess with.

I'm not going to do is what Burrow seems to have done, which is saunter in there with any photo of Eminem from about 2001 to 2014, point to it, and say, "This. I want this."

(Although, one time in college I did take in a picture of James Hetfield's hair c. 2015 to show the barber and that moment gives me douche chills to this day).

The Cincinnati Bengals posted a photo of their QB sporting his new look ahead of the team's training camp.

Oh, boy… if you're any AFC North team this may be the last thing you wanted to see.

Thanks to some injury battles, 2023 was a rough season for Burrow, but it looks like he's smashing that reset button heading into Year 5.

New Eminem/WWE Superstar Cody Rhodes hair? Check.

Hob-nobbing at fashion shows in Paris? Check.

Piano skills to rehab his wrist but also steal your girl? Check, check, cherkeroo.

However, the NFL X account was quick to note that isn't the first time Burrow seems to have dunked his head in bleach.

So we've got blonde and buzzed Burrow, but he's not the only Bengal who had his barber go to town with the buzzers.

One of his prime targets is on the same page with the buzzcut.

Maybe Chase has another appointment scheduled to get that dye job done. Who knows?

What we do know is that the Bengals don't seem to be messing around on the hair front this season.