Jason Day Has Better Fashion Sense At The Masters Than Any Of You Losers Making Fun Of Him

The internet can't stop talking about Jason Day at the Masters. Not because he's playing great – he's not – but because of his clothes. 

Joe hit it yesterday, but if you missed it, Jason pumped out the biggest, most insane pair of pants for Round 1 in Augusta history. 

Seriously, I tuned in to watch Tiger, and Jason completely stole the show with his britches. 

Not to be outdone, Jason Damn Day then returned to finish his first round this morning in the most aggressive vest I've ever seen. 

And I've gotta say – I'm all in. I'm Team Jason Day. Can't get enough of this. Don't know what's going on, what bet he lost, what dare he's in the middle of, but I couldn't be more in on THIS:

Jason Day making the cut at the Masters is a must at this point

Such a power move, but when you're a former Masters champ, you can do whatever the hell you want. Now, is Jason Day a former Masters champ? Nope. His best finish was a T2 back in 2011. 

But I'm making an exception here. You can all mock him – and me – but we don't care. You're playing with Tiger Woods. The Big Cat. The GOAT (sorry, Jack). The biggest ratings grabber in the history of ratings grabbing. 

You HAVE to find a way to set yourself apart when you're paired with Tiger, and Jason Day has been more than up to the challenge for 24 straight hours now. 

Is Tiger even playing? No clue. I've been checked out since I saw Jason stroll up to the first tee yesterday in those Big & Tall pants. Electric stuff on Day 1, and now this vest on Day 2? 

Come on. I NEED Jason to make the cut more than I need to take my next breath, just so we get two more outfits over the weekend. 

Can't wait to see what else he has in his closet.