Eyewitness Account Of A Wild Joe Biden Golf Story Has America Asking Questions

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I know the Joe Biden/golf stuff is a bit played out at this point, but you HAVE to hear this tale from a young lad just outside of Washington DC. 

Now, I don't know if this story from our Reddit Cart Boy is real. Could be. Could also be a sham. Frankly, it doesn't sound like one to me, but that's only because I refuse to believe Joe Biden is still (was he ever?) a good golfer. 

If you believe he's a farce, this story will certainly sound plausible. 

If you're like Mark Cuban and believe Biden is still a capable human being, you may not believe this story. I'm not sure you wanna be on that side of history, but to each their own.

Anyway, here it is. Strap in:

America divided on this Joe Biden golf story 

I mean, what part is not believable here? Little shank job off the tee? Absolutely. Whiff? Of course. I'm surprised he even hit it at all. Snap-hook into the parking lot? Sure, makes sense. 

Now, I will give Joe Biden some credit here … we've all, at some point in our lives, whiffed off the tee and claimed it was a practice swing. That's American as hell from our president, so I respect that. You've done it. I've done it. Donald Trump's done it. 

Now, I usually do it somewhere around the 12th hole when I'm 18 beers deep, so that's my excuse. Biden's only excuse for whiffing on 1 is being a billion years old and on a different planet. Not saying it's a bad excuse, but it's not a great one for someone who also holds the Nuclear football. 

Not a bad little chip for Joe on 12, but the 12-foot gimme is even a bit much for me – and I'm a 15 handicap. Have some pride, Joe. 

The club toss on 13 may be the most unbelievable thing here, because there is exactly zero percent chance the Joe Biden we saw on stage the other night could toss a club. Even though our man here says it only went eight yards, I'm skeptical. 

Six-hour round? Good God. I would've sent my Noodles FLYING into the group every chance I got. Nobody has time for that. 

Anyway, America came with jokes – and skepticism – after this tweet went mega-viral last night. You make the call. 

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.