Bishop Talbert Swan Cheers That 'Wypipo' Caitlin Clark and 'Mayo Posse' Lost

We hadn't heard much from our pal Talbert Swan, the bishop known for "spreading peace" and indignation toward white people. 

He's been quiet since declaring white people – or "Wypipo," as he calls them – an "unrelenting, demonic force of evil." And encouraging black parents to tell their small children that Santa Claus is a fictitious character at the risk of them believing a white man would bring them gifts.

He's a man of God, after all. 

The Swan resurfaced this weekend to comment on Caitlin Clark, the white phenomenon who played for Iowa's women's basketball team. Swan abhors her success – and not because she is a phenomenon who played for Iowa's women's basketball team.

Swan began by referring to Clark's fans as the "Mayo Posse" during his tirade:

For reference, he commonly names white people as "mayonnaise-dripping demons." And "melanin deficient demons." And "mayonnaise drippers." And "melanin deficient monsters."

Whatever any of that means.

He continued, on the topic of Clark:

Who exactly are "non-melanated bigots" disparaging black women in defense of Clark? Unfortunately, The Swan never specified.

What is the bishop's problem with white people, you might also wonder? Why does the existence of whites irritate him so much? 

It's hard to say for certain. Best we can tell, it has something to do with claims that white people "appropriated Jesus Christ" and are the reason he reportedly owes over $80,000 in child support.

He also attributes having to pay taxes to the  – who else? – "mayonnaise drippers."

Either way, Swan is convinced being white is the antithesis of being Christian. "So many white Christians are so busy being white, they never find time to be Christian," Swan posted on X.

Kind of racist, no?

Almost as much as calling white people "saltine crackers," as Swan so frequently does.  

Damn, those wypipos.

Still, the Anti-White Bishop coverage of Caitlin Clark isn't any more inflammatory than the likes of Jemele Hill, Nancy Armour, Gilbert Arenas, Andraya Carter, or any of the many other rabble-rousers in between. 

Bishop Talbert Swan is just a bit more assuming than the others in his disdain for a successful white woman in a predominantly black sport.