Anti-Israel Princeton Protestors On Hunger Strike Are Mad Because They're 'Starving'

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All over the country, over-privileged kids are throwing temper tantrums over an issue that they don't even fully understand. Their lack of self-awareness is also off-the-charts. There's one particular group of anti-Israel, pro-terrorist, anti-American demonstrators at Princeton University. 

This group decided to go on a hunger strike until their demands are met. What are their demands? Unclear, and I also don't want to give them the satisfaction of me even looking them up. 

But the funny part is that they are learning, in real-time, that when you go on a hunger strike, you start to get really, really hungry. Of course, that's the point. At least, that has always been the point. 

Over a dozen Princeton University students and community members participate in a hunger strike, which started last Friday.

(Tanya Breen/Asbury Park Press/USA TODAY Network)

But this special group of heroes doesn't think that's the point. In fact, they're mad at Princeton University for starving them. Seriously, I couldn't make this stuff up even if I tried. 

"This is absolutely unfair," one protester says in a very emotional tone into a megaphone, according to a viral social media post by Collin Rugg. "My peers and I, we are starving. We are physically exhausted. I am quite literally shaking right now, as you can see." 

Which part is unfair? The one where you chose not to eat, so now you're hungry? There's food located less than 1,000 feet away from where she's shouting. 

"We are both cold and hot at the same time," she continued. "We are all immunocompromised and based on the university's meeting yesterday with some of our bargaining team, they would love to continue physically weakening us."

This doesn't even make any logical sense. Though, that's not her fault. After all, she hasn't eaten in five days (allegedly). 

The protester says that Princeton University is "physically weakening" them. No, not eating any food is doing that. The school isn't withholding food. They aren't stopping the kids from eating. 

They just aren't giving into the demands of terrorists who have attempted to take over their campus. These protesters manage to turn themselves into victims, even though they are victims of their own actions. 

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