'World's Hottest Track Athlete' Alica Schmidt Makes Bold Promise As Olympics Near

Way back in September 2017 during my previous Internet life, I declared Germany's Alica Schmidt the 'World's Hottest Track Athlete' and it stuck. The European tabloids eventually caught wind of the clickbait title and ran with it. From time to time, I would get DMs from a woman within the German media world who would tell me how huge Schmidt was becoming due to the title and how happy Team Schmidt was with how things were going.

Yeah, yeah, yeah...introducing Schmidt to the world was big, but it was nothing like when I introduced Mia Khalifa to the world via Morning Screencaps way back in the fall of 2014 when she was like two weeks into her adult film career. Khalifa has gone on to become a top target for terrorists around the world for her porn work, and now it appears her latest work has included pissing off the Jews. Mia Khalifa now has 23.9 million IG followers. Turning Schmidt into a star was big, but it was nothing compared to the Khalifa phenomenon.

Anyway, Schmidt would eventually sign a marketing contract with Puma and she became an Internet sensation, a clickbait success story. Now checking in with 1.6M IG followers, things are ramping up for Schmidt as the Tokyo Olympics near for the German sprinter. That means any little thing posted on Instagram gets amplified. This week, Alica hit clickbait gold for the tabloids with a simple message to her followers.

"Going hard for who ever goes hard for me 🙏🏼," Schmidt wrote.

BOOOOM...headlines. The Sun. The Daily Star. Russia's RT.com. Barstool. NY Post. OutKick. This is the Internet business during an Olympics year. Beauty and athletic talent are big business, no matter what the woke lunatics out there want you to believe.

Now 22, it's Schmidt's summer to shine whether the Games are played in Tokyo, Orlando, Dallas or some other city not all locked down by the remaining coronabros. It's time to go hard for those who go hard for Alica. Don't you dare cancel those Games, Tokyo. Alica Schmidt has unfinished business.

This week her outdoor season began.

"Yesterday I ran my first race of this season over 400m and I‘m so excited for the upcoming weeks! After my torn ligament and some muscular problems I am so thankful to be able to run again and very happy with the result yesterday☺️ more to come 🙌🏼," she wrote on IG.