Two Word Game: NFL Week 13

Explaining a football game takes one more word than the number of times that Lions fans have ended a Sunday this season not depressed and in the fetal position.

Let's play Week 13's edition of the Two-Word Game:

Dallas 27, New Orleans 17

Taysom Anthill.

Tampa Bay 30, Atlanta 17

Gronk's back.

Arizona 33, Chicago 22

Angry birds.

L.A. Chargers at Cincinnati

The Inconsistents.

Detroit 29, Minnesota 17

Hell's frozen.

Miami 20, New York Giants 9

Fresh Tua-na.

Philadelphia 33, New York Jets 18

MinshewMania II.

Indianapolis 31, Houston 0

Taylor-made football.

Washington 17, Las Vegas 15

Getting paid:

L.A. Rams 37, Jacksonville 7

Get-right game.

Pittsburgh 20, Baltimore 19

Just kick!!!!

Seattle 30, San Francisco 23

No Deebo ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Kansas City 22, Denver 9

Chiefs: mediocre.