Tony Romo Super Bowl LV Pee Spot: An Investigation

You guys love a good investigation, so let's dive into the real drama from Super Bowl LV. It comes in the form of...'Did Tony Romo leave a pee spot after not jiggling it enough?' That's right, this is exactly why Clay hired me in the summer of 2020. He gave me specific orders to dive into the underbelly of the Internet and smoke out the real stories you guys will be talking about at the water cooler.

So here's the intel we have on this one. Tony Romo had a very distinctive wet spot on his pants as CBS went to a booth two shot of Nantz and Tony, who, as you can see, attempts to keep his hands over the alleged peepee spot, but it's the Super Bowl and the guy has to move his hands.

This was after the halftime show when Romo would've been out of that booth taking a whizz.

Now, I know the truthers will say it was a Pepsi bottle sweat drip, or a mayo stain as some have claimed, but those theories don't hold much weight.

Dr. Stacy Loeb, Assistant Professor of Urology and Population Health at New York University, has addressed the problem of pesky drips and has advice on how to prevent them.


she told Thrillist for a piece unrelated

says your dong is to blame for those spots