Instagram Model: 'I've Given Deshaun Massages' & It Never Got Weird

While sexual assault allegation lawsuits pile up against Deshaun Watson, his case took a turn Friday when an Instagram model named @LovelyLaaLaaa, who calls herself a "West Coast professional nightlife enthusiast," fired off a tweet saying she's had encounters with the Houston Texans quarterback and things never got weird.

"I can say this, I've given Deshaun Watson several massages, an not once did it turn sexual or he become aroused. Always professional and great conversations," Lala tweeted.

This appears to be the first possible character witness to step forward to say that Watson doesn't try to flop his penis into the hands of massage therapists. Watson has retained bulldog attorney Rusty Hardin to defend him against bulldog trial lawyer Tony Buzbee who's had one helluva career himself. This is figuring to be the showdown of the year in Texas civil court. Hardin represented Roger Clemens and got the pitcher off perjury charges stemming from testimony in front of Congress. He's also represented the likes of Joel Osteen's wife in a civil lawsuit by a flight attendant. Hardin also defended the estate of Texas millionaire J. Howard Marshall against Anna Nicole Smith back in the day.

Would Hardin bring Lala forward to testify that Watson never got erect during one of their massage sessions? I'm no lawyer, but nothing would surprise me here. If Lala needs to testify that Watson never flopped his dong into her hands then it appears she's completely ready.