Bengals Are Getting New Uniforms

Just what Americans need: more bad news. Thursday, the Cincinnati Bengals announced they are updating their great uniforms for next season.

The Bengals are a horrible franchise and have deserved little attention aside from drafting Joe Burrow. Their uniforms were the team's sole positive. Yes, they were even better than the Chargers' bright blue.

Today's news will go from bad to awful if a report follows that the team's signature helmets are also going to the dustbins of history.

I mean, look at these things:

(Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images)

Here is an objective ranking of the best uniforms in the NFL:

1. Bengals

2. Cowboys

3. Chargers

4. Steelers

5. Packers

32. Jets (I mean, come on now.)