Tristan Thompson Is Unloading His Cleveland House - Live Like A Kardashian Baby Daddy

PublishedDecember 29, 2020 4:43 PM EST|UpdatedDecember 29, 2020 4:43 PM EST

Want to live like a Kardashian baby daddy in Cleveland, Ohio? Tristan Thompson, who is now a member of the Boston Celtics after nine years with the Cavs, is selling his Lake Erie waterfront masterpiece that will have you sipping on coffee and looking out at the crystal blue waters. $3,250,000 and it's yours.

Featuring five bedrooms and seven bathrooms spread out over 6,400 sq. ft., you'll have plenty of room for your insanely famous baby mama and the luggage your driver will roll in after picking her up at the private jet terminal.

Not sure how great this house is? Khloe Kardashian has 125 million Instagram followers and didn't force Tristan to sell it. The happy couple even celebrated the birth of their child at this house. Khloe's not letting Tristan live in some trash house for five years. That's right, ladies. Khloe lived here.

From Tristan's realtor:

EXQUISITE PERFECTION! Impeccable waterfront home that offers every luxury and upgrade imaginable. Nothing short of a masterpiece and offers unparalleled quality. Walls of glass capturing the priceless water views from every room.

Sleek and modern kitchen is outfitted with top-of-the-line appliances. Owners wing with a private balcony, a glamour bathroom, and a walk-in closet that does not disappoint! 2nd floor offers 2 additional bedrooms plus an in-law suite with full kitchen and private entrance. 3rd floor guest suite plus an office overlooking the water.

The entertainment never ends in the walk-out lower level... billiards, poker, theatre, full bar, wine cellar, exercise room, full bathroom, and more! You do not want to let this one get away! Every inch of this home is meticulous with designer details throughout. Premier private gated community.

The only issue the ladies might have with this one is that Starbucks is 3.5 miles, the private jet airport to get out of the city is six miles, and Whole Foods is a whopping seven miles. That's right, it's a little bit of a haul, but Khloe managed for all these years. You can too.

Mortgage: $18,200 or so per month. Add in several thousand for the boat you'll need to buy to really enjoy all that Cleveland has to offer.