'A Move Is The Only Answer' - Tito Ortiz Is Selling Huntington Beach House

PublishedDecember 23, 2021 12:12 PM EST|UpdatedDecember 23, 2021 12:12 PM EST

Are you interested in living in the People's Republic of COVID restrictions? Tito Ortiz, The Huntington Beach Bad Boy, is officially selling his spacious Huntington Beach, California house where you can hunker down in a spacious castle with water access in case Gavin Newsom's COVID police start coming door-to-door and you need to escape to the Pacific Ocean.

The four-bedroom, four-bath house spread over nearly 4,000 sq. ft., hit the market this week with an asking price of a flat $6 million and a belief that Tito is ready to deal it to one of you bleeding-heart blue checkmarks who want to live under the fist of Newsom.

Yes, this is the house that he shared with Jenna Jameson. Yes, this is the house that Oprah toured in 2009 with Jameson. In August, Ortiz announced his engagement to Amber Nichole Miller, who served as one of the UFC's first ring girls.

While Miller won't reveal exactly where the family is headed, she did shine a light on why the Huntington Beach Bad Boy was leaving town.

"I’m so thankful to have made the enormous decision to sell everything and move away from everyone and all that I had grown to call home in Las Vegas… to Huntington Beach and fall in love with a man who had two small children," Miller wrote on Instagram.

"Tito and I have done our very best to raise Journey & Jesse to become loving, compassionate, smart, creative, polite young men. After last year’s disastrous zoom/in-person school we made the decision to pull them from the California school system before they were forced over-sexualized, decisive, and well opinion based curriculum.

"Homeschooling is obviously a challenge but we are doing it!! However, as our beautiful state continues to plummet into an unrecognizable home…. We’ve decided a move is the only answer!! Our boys come first and we know the importance and High School memories and we don’t want them to miss out them!!"

From Tito's realtor:

The one and only castle on Davenport Island in Huntington Harbor! This Stunning 4 Bedroom 3.5 Bathroom, custom-built waterfront estate was built in 2006. With 50 feet of bay frontage, this estate is a dream come true. Featuring a 20 ft. vaulted stone entry with a custom chandelier and wrought iron railing. Wood finished office just off main entry displays 360-degree custom built-ins.

All 4 bedrooms are on the second level including the easily accessible laundry. The main master suite overlooks the harbor with a walkout patio that is a perfect spot for your morning coffee. No details were spared in the giant master bath with soaking tub and two walk-in closets. Downstairs you have your formal dining room which opens up to a magnificent temperature-controlled wine cellar that can contain up to 3,000 bottles of your favorite wine. Just off the formal dining is your luxurious gourmet kitchen including Wolf, Dcs, and Sub Zero appliances making this the perfect kitchen for any chef.

Custom cabinetry, hand-laid stone, and custom woodwork throughout. Exterior amenities include a custom built-in bbq that overlooks the harbor and your own private 50-foot dock. Plenty of room for a yacht and a duffy! All your vehicles can be tucked away in the three-car garage! This home showcases the luxury of living on the highly sought-after Davenport Island.

Let's get down to the details left out by Tito's realtor. This house is just a five-mile drive from the nearest Whole Foods where you can mingle with fellow California weirdos as you hunt down the cucumber seltzer water. It's 33 miles south of LAX, 19 miles from Disneyland, 10 miles from Eddie's Liquor Jr. Market. There's one small park on the island where Tito's house is located.

Mortgage: approximately $26,000 a month...but figure on that number going up for the rest of your life if this is your forever home as the COVID Republic of California continues to jack up taxes.