Alex Rodriguez Is Already In His Feels After His Split With J-Lo

Not saying that Alex Rodriguez shouldn't be disappointed that his engagement with Jennifer Lopez fell through, but my god why is he posting about it like a high school senior? Look at this man making videos on his Instagram story with Coldplay in the background:

Keep in mind that A-Rod is 45 years old, and he's still posting his feelings for hundreds of millions to follow along. I guess it's not that bad if it lands him some young super model like Sommer Ray out of pity? I personally feel that Rodriguez would be the perfect cast member for The Bachelor. So here's my pitch:

Colton Underwood just created a windstorm of drama by coming out as the first gay Bachelor, but wouldn't it be ideal for A-Rod to come out as the first narcissistic bachelor? We know they're all clinically insane to participate in that show anyway, so let's turn it up a notch.

It's still sad to see anyone's engagement or marriage fall apart, even if it's Alex Rodriguez. Our consolation prize will be a far more entertaining Rodriguez with social media at his fingertips. And yeah, we know many of you don't want him to stay relevant. Unfortunately for you, Alex will always be relevant if he keeps behaving like this. It's just too much fun to watch.