Women Launch 'MATGA' Movement Which Glorifies Poisoning Men Over Trump Win

First it was a promise to not have sex with men. Now the crazy libs on social media have started a ‘MATGA’ "Make Aqua Tofana Great Again" movement that glorifies poisoning men over Donald Trump winning the election. 

In videos being shared on Twitter and TikTok, these blue-haired nutjobs glorify Aqua Tofana, a poison created in 17th Century Italy and said to have been used by two women to poison victims. In the 2004 book Dangerous Garden by David Stuart, there's a claim that over 600 people died from the poison and most of them were husbands. 

Do you know any of these women? Advice: Don't accept a cocktail when you head over to their houses for the holidays. You've been warned. Watch this:  

The song you're hearing is Eminem's track "Venom" which includes lines like, "This f–king world better prepare to get laced because they’re gonna taste my venom."

It's probably nothing, FBI. 

Where did this all come from? It's unclear, but TikTok investigators believe a woman by the name of Bailey Sarian kicked off the trend when she posted a black and white video over the weekend where she just repeats the line, "Aqua Tofana" over and over. 

"The reason a lot of us learned about aqua tofana," a woman named Angelica responded in the comments. 

Is Sarian telling women to poison men? No. But the video has 700k views and nearly 1,700 comments. In other words, it has women talking. 

It's been a rough six days for lib women who have broken up with boyfriends over the election, organized sex strikes and even one woman said she's begin shooting white men in the streets.

Be careful out there guys. You weren't going to sleep with the blue hair, but you might let one serve you at a coffee joint. Just be on high alert.