Wild Canadian Golf Course Fight Erupts On A Saturday Morning
Why can't we all get along, eh?
Let's go to Canada where fists were flying on Saturday at Riverway Golf Course, a suburban Vancouver track, and things got so heated that police were called in to separate the combatants as if it was a hockey line brawl on the links.
According to BurnabyNow.com, the fight started after one group claimed that another group kept hitting balls into them "on several occasions." One thing leads to another and you have a couple of young bucks on the ground being pummeled by golfers.
Burnaby officer Mike Kalanj told the news outlet that the call came in around 10:40 a.m. Saturday as a report of an assault in progress. It's unclear from the video whether the young bucks on the ground were the ones hitting into another group (likely) or if the older guys drove into the young bucks to speed up play (doubt it).
Let's go to the footage:
"This began the dispute that quickly turned physical," Kalanj added. "During the commotion a female was pushed to the ground, causing minor injuries."
After all was said and done, five people from 39 to 50, including two women and three men, were named in the police complaint.
Here's where I need to remind the Canadians, who would be the first ones screaming about ugly Americans if this fight was in the United States, that they, too, have a tendency to turn into scumbags from time to time.
I'm just sayin'.
The Canadians never think this stuff happens in their own country. Well, folks, here's your evidence that it does happen in Canada at a $70 track on Saturdays.
The good news here is that Canada still has golf courses after how super lib Justin Trudeau treated Canadians during Covid where he had golfers arrested.
As for golf course fights in general, things have been heating up. You might remember just a couple of weeks ago we were treated to a very serious fight at a Kent, Ohio course.
That was one of the biggest, most brutal golf course fight I've seen in a nearly 17-year Internet career.