Is Having A Vasectomy During An Earthquake The Worst Timing Ever? One Mississippi Man Just Found Out

You ever had a vasectomy? I haven't, so I can't speak for how terrible it is or isn't, but the whole thing sounds pretty terrible. 

I don't like the thought of anything even remotely sharp down there. I'm sweating just thinking about it. I couldn't imagine paying someone to actually snip-snip down there. Nightmare fuel. 

So much can go wrong. Think about the chance you're taking … your entire life could be flipped upside down with one wrong move. You could lose everything. Insane risk. 

I get it, because I have a toddler, but still – insane risk. 

Now, add in the ground shaking uncontrollably while your nuts are in their most vulnerable state since birth, and I just can't imagine a worse situation to be in:

This is some of the worst luck ever 

My God. Talk about a brush with death. Frankly, it's a miracle this guy still has both balls today. So much could've gone wrong here, but the doctor apparently just "calmly paused the procedure" while the 4.8 earthquake did its thing. 

"I just thought maybe this is normal for that building this time of day," Allen told the Clarion Ledger. 

"This would only happen to me," he joked.

As he sat in the waiting room while his discharge paperwork was completed, he was informed of the quake's magnitude.

"Oh, that's a real earthquake," he thought.

Serious question – is this the worst beat of all time? Has to be up there, right? Jack from Titanic was dealt a pretty bad hand when he won that game of poker. Anyone flying on that Malaysia flight from 10 years ago had some pretty awful luck. People who bought a house in early-2008 couldn't have picked a worse time to become homeowners.  

UConn moneyline bettors (hand raised!) are pretty pissed today. 

But none of them hold a candle to what this Bulldog fan experienced yesterday morning. Scheduling your vasectomy on the one day an actual earthquake hits the northeast? Just a bad beat, no other way to spin it. 

At least Justin made it through in two pieces. And now he can freely have sex with no consequences. 

Win-win!