Unhinged Woman Goes Full Stalker To Land A Date With A Guy She Saw At The Grocery Store

First of all, if you saw this woman at the grocery store recently, then had your mom set you up with a cute blonde from her book club, RUN!  She went full stalker to land a date with you.

To make the entire situation worse, she made a video detailing every step of how she pulled it off.  There is a silver lining, I suppose.  The video could be used as evidence against her if you happen to turn up missing.

Woman uses stalker tactics to land a date with a guy she saw at a grocery store. (Image Credit: Getty)

The unassuming blonde started off her stalker confession innocently enough, talking about how she ran into a "really cute guy at the grocery store the other day."  Is this the beginning of a "two people lock eyes and fall for one another" story?

Not exactly.  She doesn't paint that kind of picture.  Her story is the beginning of a horror film where the guy ends up locked in the woman's basement.  After noticing him, she followed him to the checkout counter to get his name.

Not in the way most people go about it.  She explains, "So, naturally, I followed him to the checkout counter and when he gave the cashier his credit card, I peeped it to see what his name was."

Once she had the guy's name, she really went to work.  She Googled the guy, found his social media profiles, and learned that he was single.

Some People Are Willing To Go The Extra Mile For A Date

All completely normal things that you do when you see a cute guy at the grocery store.  This makes much more sense and doesn't take nearly the nerve that approaching him and asking for his number does.

She continues, "I found his mother's page and then looked through his mother's page and I saw that she was a member of a book club that's in my area."

The woman has already come this far.  She might as well join the book club, show up to a meeting, and meet the dude's mom.  Why not?  It's the only true way to sharpen those stalker skills.

So that's exactly what she did.  She met mom, bonded, brought up that she was single, and gave her number to mom so that mom could give the number to her son.

The cute guy at the grocery store then texted her, and they set up a date.

I know I started this out by telling the guy to run, but I've come around on her after taking another look at the video.  This guy might need to propose the second he finds out how much trouble she went through for one date with him.

The way I see it, after thinking it over a little, is this could go one of two ways.  These two fall in love and put in 50 plus years of marriage with the whole 2.5 kids and a dog that turns into half a dozen grandkids or so, or he winds up buried in her backyard.

There are only so many shots at love.  This could be one of only a couple that this guy gets.