UNC Board 'Defunds DEI, Refunds The Police' With Millions After Pro-Hamas Protestors Came After Our Flag

In the most American move since the creation of the apple pie, the UNC Chapel Hill Board of Trustees today unanimously decided to cut the school's DEI funding in the wake of an out-of-control Pro-Hamas protest that took place on campus earlier this month. 

Furthermore (!!!), the board then decided to reallocate the $2.3 million that went towards the DEI department straight to public safety. That's right. 

Two million dollars, straight towards police and public safety. 

That, boys and girls, is a win for the Frat Bros at UNC that saved our flag two weeks ago. 

UNC frat paves the way for American sanity  

What a day. What a way to start a new week! The tide is turning, folks. You can feel it. Smell it. You can see it all over this country. 

And it's all thanks to … frat bros and college kids across the globe. The Pro-Hamas crowd had the upper-hand early on when they protested on woke, liberal, ridiculously progressive campuses. That was easy. Sort of like when Colorado started the year 3-0 last season. 

But then the tough part of the schedule came. They got into the meat of it, facing mainly SEC schools mixed in with UNC, and the early-season vibes came crashing down in incredible fashion. 

They dropped out of the polls, ESPN stopped televising their games, and now they're struggling to even make a bowl game. 

It started with one brave student over at Florida State, who doused the crowd with the campus irrigation. Then came a trio of ASU frat bros who threw all their camp belongings straight into the dumpster. 

We also had heroes at UCLA give the encampment a 4:30 wakeup call by blaring Robin Williams' Good Morning Vietnam, and a few hundred Rebels at Ole Miss hold the line while singing the Star-Spangled Banner. 

But it all paled in comparison to what the UNC frat bros did earlier this month:

Nope. That doesn't fly down here. Take that crap somewhere else. 

Fast-forward a few weeks, and the UNC Board of Trustees showed today that sanity is slowly but surely starting to return to this country. 

Abolishing DEI – which is just beyond ridiculous to begin with – and then using those funds to support the police is just about as American as you can get in 2024. Kudos to UNC. 

Now, let's see who has the stones to follow suit. 

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