Travis Kelce Shows Up In Energy Drink Ad With Olivia Dunne In Battle For Attention

Well, it happened. It was only a matter of time, frankly, but it's still sad nonetheless. 

Travis Kelce decided Olivia Dunne and Paul Skenes were getting too much attention, so he decided to grab his Pfizer needle and insert himself into the discussion even though nobody asked. 

Great. Forget the Summer of Livvy. We're right back to having Travis Kelce thrown at us, even though football season is still three months away. We were promised three more Travis Kelce-free months, and instead, he's back. 

Puke. 

Travis Kelce is back, this time with Olivia Dunne

Ugh. What a shame. I had almost forgotten about Travis Kelce. We were on such a solid run of not hearing from him or about him, or seeing him on our TVs pushing the stupid vaccine. 

But clearly, he saw Olivia Dunne getting too much attention – or taking it away from Taylor Swift – and he decided enough was enough. It was time to insert Travis Kelce back into the national discussion. 

How can we really make this summer miserable? AH, got it! Let's put Olivia Dunne in a shopping cart and have Travis Kelce push her. Bingo. That's the one!

And you know what? You nailed it, Accelerator. Bravo. Livvy was the WAG we all wanted. Paul Skenes was the athlete we all wanted. 

These two have already been so much better than Kelce and Taylor Swift. I mean, it's just been night and day. No drama. No nonsense. No Swifties obsessing over a Pirates game. Except this legend, of course:

And that was it. And it was perfect. 

But now, Travis Kelce is back in our homes again, infiltrating MLB's power couple with absolutely no regard. Disgusting. 

If I'm Paul Skenes, I'm stepping in TODAY and nipping this in the bud. Do it for America, Paul. I'm begging you.