Star Comedian Crushes Disney Adults With Hilarious Rant: VIDEO
Tim Dillon isn't a fan of Disney adults, and I couldn't agree more.
There are some people who make liking Disney their entire personality, and while that's fine if you're a kid, it gets a bit weird.
Why are full grown adults idolizing content and characters meant for kids who are six or seven years old? It just doesn't make sense to me at all, and Tim Dillon feels the same way.
Tim Dillon crushes Disney adults. (Photo credit: ANDREW ROSS/AFP via Getty Images)
Tim Dillon roasts Disney adults.
The popular comedian said the following, in part, on the latest episode of his incredibly popular podcast:
"All of the food in Disney World is bad. Like everything in Disney, it's bad. It's bad. The rides
aren't even good. Nothing's good. The reason you think it's good is because you're stupid. That's why you think it's good. Even if you have children, you should be rolling your eyes. Your kids should be happy. You should take a few [photos]. I'm not a heartless person. The kids should be happy. The Mickey Mouse hugs your son or daughter or your non-binary child and you take a photo of them and you're happy. But that should last a few minutes and then you should go, It's hot, lines, it's gross.' Immediately, if like anyone's like, ‘This is the most magical place in the world,’ anyone who says that I want so far away from me. I want so far away from me."
And that was just the start. He really cranked it up from there. Do you yourself a huge favor and smash the play button at around the 33-minute mark on the video below, and enjoy. I can promise you're going to love it.
Someone had to say it. Someone just had to come out and say how cringe Disney adults can be. I stand up and applaud Dillon for speaking the truth.
We simply can't tolerate Disney adults. Liking Disney is one thing. Making it your life is just nuts. And before any critics or haters starting firing off emails to David.Hookstead@outkick.com about how I just don't know what it's like, I'll make it crystal clear that I've been before and not that long ago.
I did the drinking tour at Epcot. Admittedly, it wasn't that bad.
However, the rest of Disney is a joke. It's expensive, the weather is humid and scorching hot, nobody actually appears to be having fun and the food is atrocious. It's a horrible experience people pretend to like, and we shouldn't have to.
Fun story, I was once with some media and government officials at a D.C. party (I truly despise the fancy D.C. party scene) and a White House official told me they love Disney. I told them Disney adults should be handled worse than ISIS. They didn't like that at all, but I'm not apologizing for it.
Tim Dillon torches Disney adults. (Photo by Kent Phillips/Walt Disney World Resort via Getty Images)
Props to Tim Dillon for preaching the truth on Disney adults. Let me know if you agree at David.Hookstead@outkick.com.