The Chicago DMV Looks Like Hell On Earth

Wassup! You a hoodrat, b-tch! Yeah, I said it, wassup! 

There are places that people claim are hell on earth and then there's the Chicago DMV which looks like it could be a nice place to interrogate terrorists while the local hoodrats scream at each other. 

CIA agent: "I said, ‘Where’s the f--king tunnel where your scumbag leader is hiding?'"

Terrorist: "F--k you. I'd rather die." 

CIA agent: "Have it your way, dirtbag. Enjoy sitting in the Chicago DMV waiting lobby for eight straight hours." 

Terrorist: "Noooooooooooo!" 

Let's go to Chicago: 

Chicago DMV experts say this is either the 99th & King Dr. location or it's on Lexington over on the west side of town. Honestly, it doesn't matter. It's hell on earth either way you slice it. 

Or it's on Laramie. 

Or Elston. 

That's four locations that Chicagoans swear this could be from. There are 29 DMV facilities in the Chicago and surrounding vicinity. That should tell you something about the Chicago DMV experience. 

And it's not like the Chicago DMV just suddenly became hell on earth. Social media users have been saying it for years. Things have escalated to the point where Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias started the year by "asking illinoisans to begin 2024 by making a New Year's resolution. Don't come to the DMV." 

Instead, the government official is telling people to avoid the fights, the hours long lines and the "Wassup b-tch" drama and do all the work online. 

The chaos at Chicago DMVs even got to the point where the state opened "senior only" DMVs so the old people wouldn't have to deal with the "Wassup b-tch" crowd. 

Name a bigger hell on earth location than the Chicago DMV.

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