The Best Jokes From The Tom Brady Netflix Roast

The roast of Tom Brady had some great moments, with comedians, former players and even former head coach Bill Belichick taking their turns to poke fun at the NFL legend. 

The show, hosted by Kevin Hart, started out with a few hiccups, but picked up speed quickly. Hart started out with one of the best jokes of the night, addressing Brady's split with Gisele Bundchen. Riffing off Bundchen's rumored ultimatum to Brady to retire from football, or they'd split.

"When you got a chance to go 8-9 and all it will cost you is your wife and your kids, you gotta do what the f–k you gotta do," Hart said. "You gotta do it." 

He went after the Gisele relationship again, comparing Brady's decision to leave Patriots head coach Bill Belichick to Gisele's alleged decision to leave him for her coach.

"You f–ked him good," Hart said. "You did Tom, you f–ked your coach. But let me tell you something, that’s what you got to do to maintain your happiness. 

"Sometimes you gotta f–k your coach. You know who else f–ked their coach? Gisele, she f–ked that karate man." 

Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura also put up an old, extremely embarrassing photo of a shirtless young Brady holding a football.

Kriescher and Segura also compared Brady to Hitler, saying he has psychopathic tendencies and putting together a fantastic photoshop.

Jeff Ross also came out in a bloody O.J. Simpson jersey, saying "What's up Patriots, I just came from hell, Aaron Hernandez says hello."

INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MAY 05: Tom Brady attends Netflix Is A Joke Fest's "The Greatest Roast Of All Time: Tom Brady" at The Kia Forum on May 05, 2024 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

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Will Ferrell came out for the roast in character as Ron Burgundy, before encouraging the entire crowd to chant that "Eli Manning made Tom Brady his b****."

Bill Belichick also made an appearance, making jokes about the former New England Patriots players on stage, before quipping: "I've got a lot of nice things to say about Tom, but I'm running out of time here."

Dana White was given one minute to go after Brady too, dropping a line about not being liberal enough for the audience. "You guys gave me 60 seconds," White said. "My name is Dana! Is that not trans enough for you liberal f****."

Brady though, might have had the best line of the night. When talking about Kim Kardashian, he said "I know Kim was so nervous to be here tonight, not because of this, but because the kids are home with their Dad."

He even subtly mentioned the Gisele relationship, saying he misses the "love of his life: football."

Mic drop.