Taylor Swift Talks End Of The Eras Tour Era, Forgets To Mention A Certain Kansas City Chiefs Tight End
Taylor Swift has announced that her whirlwind world tour is wrapping up in December in a speech during a recent show in the United Kingdom.
Swift was on stage in Liverpool — home of the Beatles, who made good music — when she told the crowd how the last year or so has been for her as her record-setting Eras Tour winds down in December.
"You know, this is actually the 100th show of the tour," Swift began. "That blows my mind. That doesn’t feel like a real statistic to me because this has definitely been the most exhausting, all-encompassing, but most joyful, most rewarding, most wonderful thing that has ever happened in my life; this tour."
Yeah, I'd have to say this tour of hers has been pretty exhausting and all-encompassing for me too. Whether I like it or not.
She said that when the tour wraps she will have done about 150 shows, which is impressive… I mean, Iron Maiden did 189 shows in 331 days during the World Slavery Tour in 1984 and 1985, but no, 150 shows in a year and a half is good.
Swift also talked about how when she's not performing, she spends her time doing nothing but thinking about the next gig.
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Taylor Swift said her globetrotting Eras Tour will wrap up in December. That sound you just heard was a sigh of relief from every non-Swiftie on the planet. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/TAS24/Getty Images for TAS Rights Management)
Now, that's commendable as a performer, and I'm sure the scores of Liverpudlians who went into crushing debt to go to the concert loved that, but do you know who got left out of this soliloquy?
Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce?
Poor dude. That tour brought them together and instead of talking about the fun times they've had together — someone would consider the Super Bowl a highlight — she's just like, "Meh, life's pretty boring, guys."
Maybe she just knows that anytime she mentions it the media goes completely bananas.
Anytime she does anything the media goes bananas.
Don't believe me? Alright; hold my proverbial beer…
At one of these shows in Edinburgh, Scottland, Swift had a bit of nose haggis on her face and wiped it off like any human in her situation would.
The result? Multiple videos of her wiping snot from her upper lip hit the internet and it became news.
Taylor Swift blowing snot rockets in front of a stadium of Scottish people cracked the news cycle.
Since that's the case, I can kind of understand why she wouldn't want to bring her personal life onstage.
I think after this, you Swifties need to get your act together. Enough with the friendship bracelets, how about giving your idol some pocket-packs of Kleenex?