Sydney Sweeney's Boobs Get Community Noted

This will go down as one of the greatest Twitter community notes in X history. 

The wokes at Slate are on a mission to downplay the hot streak that Sydney Sweeney is on because the alphabet mafia at these lefty lunatic media companies hate hot blondes because the blue-haired lesbian mafia was jealous of the hot blondes in high school and now it's their chance to get revenge. 

In a comical tweet sent out Monday evening, Slate claimed, "It needs to be said: Sydney Sweeney's boobs are not that big." 

LOL, but I'm not clicking on your blue-haired lesbian-inspired hate post. 

"Yes they are," Twitter community note editors fired back with a link directly to Sweeney's powerful Instagram page where citizens can investigate for themselves. 

And then it was on from there. The blue-haired lesbians paid the price in the comment section where Great Americans® fought back against the nerds who want to suck every last ounce of fun out of the world. 

This is a tweet that caught my attention because it has the vibe I've been going for over the last few years: the world needs to hear that the nerds will not be allowed to win this culture war. We're on the right side of history. 

The nerds at Slate and these other loser outlets hate (off the top of my head): 

1. Spring Break

2. Blondes with big boobs who refuse to infuse global warming and other blue-haired lesbian causes into red carpet speeches

3. Fun

4. Getting shitfaced over 36 holes with the boys 

5. Gas-powered lawnmowers

6. The sun

7. The military 

8. Yacht Rock

9. Motley Crue

10. Shane Gillis, Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan

11. MEAT

12. Biological women in sports

13. Law and order

Again, that's off the top of my head. Honestly, this list could go on awhile, but I don't want to lose focus on Sweeney's boobs here. Slate and other lefty outlets feel their grip on pop culture slipping away, so now they'll do whatever it takes – her boobs aren't that big headlines, #MeToo attacks, Lia Thomas tributes, etc. – in a futile attempt to regain the high ground. 

It's too late. The train has left the station. 

I've said it since the fall and I'll say it again: Sydney Sweeney is the savior Gen Z needed and the lefties are freaking out of it. 

Now they'll attempt to tear down Sweeney. Just watch. There will be attacks. She will be the villain in a matter of no time because she won't get in line with the blue-haired lesbians. 

It's up to the rest of us to keep fighting the fight. Keep community noting their asses. Keep celebrating Sydney Sweeney's boobs unlike any other boobs we've celebrated in the history of the Internet. 

Keep reading OutKick. Keep reading my daily Screencaps column. Read Nightcaps. 

This is a war worth winning. 

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