'Suckmeov 69' L.A. Kings Jersey Sends Security Lady Into A Panic

I thought this was America?

It turns out of all the things you cannot do in Los Angeles, it appears you cannot position a ‘Suckmeov 69’ jersey behind the Kings' pregame show and not behind Erin Andrews' husband Jarret Stoll as he tried to analyze Game 4 of a first round playoff series against Edmonton.

Social media was buzzing Sunday over the fun 69 jersey that caused Crypto.com security to freak out. Comedy is dead. Watch this lady rush in to save Los Angeles viewers from a Suckmeov jersey:

This is a complete overreach by this security lady. Did she even consult Hockey-Reference to make sure that's not some former Russian-born Kings player who wore No. 69? Vladimir Sukhov was a famous Russian painter. Is it really out of the question that there could be a ‘Suckmeov’ out there who's a hockey fan? 

I'll speak for the millions of hockey fans around the world here by saying that this lady jumped the gun. If security let him into the arena, then they were fine with the jersey. 

Hands off, Suckmeov. 

And this isn't even the first time Suckmeov has been spotted at a Kings game. The guy is turning into something of a legend. Los Angeles needs to embrace him before the season ends in the next few days. 

The Kings are down 3-1 in the series. Suckmeov's days are numbered this season.