Starbucks Stanley Tumbler Craze Causes All Hell To Break Loose Across United States

Have you ever had to kick a guy's ass over a drink cup for your wife?

The Stanley Tumbler is about to force consumers, and desperate husbands, to make business decisions.

Welcome to America in 2024 when a 40 oz. pink tumbler with a handle is the hottest prized possession to millions of Americans balls deep in debt and struggling to pay their student loans.

All hell broke loose across the United States Wednesday when Starbucks its exclusive $49.95 Stanley has humans jumping over counters and pretty much pulling armed robberies of cups.

Don't believe me? Watch this guy:

I'm not an idiot. I get that a phenomenon causes entrepreneurs to jump over counters to get their hands on prized possessions that are then flipped on eBay.

But why? What is it about this cup that is causing these emotions?

Other reasons I've heard for the Stanley tumbler craze:

In other words, America can't really answer why it is willing to jump over a counter besides you can double your money on eBay selling it to some sad soul.

Explain this Stanley phenomenon.

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