Social Media Jokes About Joe Biden Dropping Out Of Presidential Race Are Gold

Joe Biden is dropping out of the upcoming presidential election, and social media is buzzing because of it.

I mean, are we really surprised? You give millions of people the chance to send out their thoughts on one of the biggest news developments in recent memory, and you’re going to get some content GOLD - and I’m sure you’re itching to see it all.

So without further ado, here are 10 of the funniest jokes about Biden’s withdrawal from the presidential race - so far.

No. 10

One of the most confusing elements of this whole development is that Biden has dropped out, but is still serving as president for the time being. I'm pretty sure that's illegal, right?

This user certainly found it strange, and he used a genius sports analogy to make his point.

No. 9

How did Biden decide it was time to drop out? Well, he was advised (translation: forced) by other top-ranking Democrats to withdraw just so they could have a chance at winning the November election.

But this guy had a humorous theory about how that all went down.

I could see it happening. Swift could have been like, "Hey Joe, if you drop out you get free tickets to any Eras Tour performance you want to go to. Sound good?

Biden was probably like "Never in my wildest dreams did I think this would happen!"

I promise, that’s the only Taylor Swift pun I’ll make today.

No. 8

Wait a minute, I just had a thought.

Are we sure Biden even knows what’s going on? Yeah he released a statement, but we all know that was his PR team’s handiwork. And with his declining mental condition, there’s no telling what he’s aware of at the moment.

Which leads to this banger of a joke.

(Quick family shoutout: when my dad heard the news, he said something similar in our family group chat. He said that Biden will have "plenty of time to take naps now." What a legend).

No. 7 

Is there any sad element of Biden’s decision? This one guy actually made a fair point that there actually might be.

He’s kinda on to something. I know that Biden was an awful leader, but man, whenever he opened his mouth, we’d almost be certain to get a viral soundbite.

But now we won’t have that anymore. I guess that’s the price America will have to pay (which I think they gladly will).

No. 6

If you want a front-row look at how Biden’s staff got him out of the White House, this fan provided us with some graphic footage.

Okay fine, that’s not really how it happened. But it's still funny.

No. 5

We all know by now that Kamala Harris is the Democrat nominee for president. But the Daily Wire’s Matt Walsh had a far more humorous suggestion of who should take up the torch for the liberals instead.

I don’t think America or the Internet could handle that plot twist. This political news cycle has been a doozy already.

No. 4

Biden’s drop-out obviously didn’t happen in a vacuum. The whole world knows about it, and tons of reporters have communicated this development. 

That list includes NBA reporter Shams Charinia. He might not be the foremost authority on political news, but its still how this guy found out how Biden dropped out.

The way in which we learn about major events is fascinating sometimes, isn’t it?

No. 3 

Speaking of the NBA, is this a bad time to bring up the Los Angeles Lakers-Los Angeles Clipper rivalry?

Apparently, this one guy didn’t think so. In the most creatively seamless way possible, this guy managed to highlight all of the crazy world events that have happened before the Clippers won their first NBA title.

This is genius. You’ll never see me not laugh at a clever sports-politics crossover meme.

No. 2 

As of right now, Vice President Kamala Harris is the frontrunner to be the Democratic nominee, which is not good for that party.

She has already put out a statement regarding how she feels about her run for the presidency. But this woman deserves a gold medal for her spin on what Harris probably thinks behind closed doors.

The ill-timed laughs. The unsettling smile. The body language. It was all absolutely perfect.

No. 1

What is today? Well, there are two obvious answers for that.

You could say, "Sunday," or "The day Biden dropped out," and you’d be right.

But it’s also National Ice Cream Day, which is the most ironic thing ever. Biden famously loves ice cream, and the day we set aside to celebrate it as a nation is the day he withdraws. You can’t make this stuff up.

Which is why New Republic reporter Grace Segers and OutKick’s Clay Travis get the top prize, since they did not lose sight of this hilarious layer to the story.

This is by no means a comprehensive list, there's a ton more I missed and more to come. Feel free to share them with me at john.simmons@outkick.com, or tell me which of these was your favorite.