Senile Old Bat Joe Biden's Wild Pandemic Claim Is Easily Debunked

Just days after having trouble keeping his Green Bay Packers story straight, AI robot Joe Biden was at it again over the weekend at a speech to NAACP dinner guests in Detroit. 

"When I was vice president, things were kind of bad during the pandemic and what happened was, Barack said to me, ‘Go to Detroit! Help fix it,'" Biden told guests.

Pandemic? Are you talking about swine flu or the pandemic that people actually think of when you use the word "pandemic" in a sentence? 

Let's go to the transcript: 

"Well, the poor mayor, he’s spent more time with me than he ever thought he’s gonna have to!" the senile old bat continued. 

What the hell are you talking about, old man?

But…but…but…he's not talking about COVID, his knuckle-dragging lib lib supporters are claiming on Twitter. He's talking about swine flu! Barack sent him to Detroit to fix swine flu, the Rex Chapman clones claim. 

"Biden has fought a pandemic before. It did not go smoothly," a Politico headline read in 2020. 

Ok, I'll play along with the blue-haired lesbians and this swine flu claim. Here's the problem for the dumb libs: Biden is directing the above comments delivered over the weekend at Detroit Mayor Mike Duggan the guy on his right at the NAACP speech. 

"Well, the poor mayor, he’s spent more time with me than he ever thought he’s gonna have to!" Biden said this weekend. 

Duggan became mayor in 2014 and the World Health Organization says swine flu ended on August 10, 2010. Plus, Mayor Duggan said he didn't know Biden knew who he was until 2014. 

NBA legend, Dave Bing, a black man, was the mayor of Detroit from 2009-2013. 

So, either Joe Biden is once again just making up a story to sound good in front of an audience, or he's just senile and can't remember if he spent time with a black guy or white guy trying to solve swine flu in Detroit. 

Voters will get to decide if they want this man back in the White House.