Senile Old Bat Joe Biden Fails To Roast Trump With Golf Joke

Oh, Joe. 

With the pressure on from Democrats to kick his ass to the curb, Senile Joe Biden hopped on a phone Monday morning to talk with MSNBC loyalists Joe Scarborough and his slam piece Mika Brzezinski on "Morning Joe." 

The White House crisis management team's objective: To have Joe Biden fight for his political life and show he's not the senile old bat that we all know he is. 

How'd it go? Let's just say it was more of the same, but at least Biden leaned into his budding golf rivalry with Donald J. 

"While Trump is riding around in golf carts filling out his golf card — golf cart — before even uh hits the ball," Biden mumbled as Mika fake-laughed like a good soldier. 

You'll remember that in late June, during the Presidential debate, Joe decided he wanted to turn this race into a battle over golf handicaps while claiming he's a six. That claim was universally roasted and Biden was laughed at by the golf world. 

Now, here we are and Biden is trying, once again, to gain favor within the voting community by attempting to bash Trump's golf game. The funniest thing about today's appearance on "Morning Joe" is that Biden's team could've theoretically written the golf joke and the President still couldn't execute it without multiple flubs. 

You make the call. Is the guy's mental capacity strong enough for four more years? 

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