Russians Say Poop Pipe Explosion Claims Are #FakeNews, But Something Really Smells Here

It's not S--T!

The Russians are now saying the brown liquid death you see exploding out of a wall in a viral video IS NOT A MIXTURE OF CRAP & URINE. According to the latest news out of Putin's empire, the locals are saying the brown crap-like mixture shown bursting from a pipe is actually a "cement screed" from a roof project that "penetrated through drain.

Before we dig into the nitty gritty of this story, please watch the video on the left first so we're all on the same page as to what we're witnessing.

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Disgusting, right?

It sure looks like a college frat plumbing line after a 200-person rager and 4 a.m. Taco Bell. But, the director of the Khabarovsk Technical School of Technosphere Safety and Industrial Technologies says she's positive this is from the roof.

"Our roof was flooded, and we repaired it. And they filled the roof with a cement screed and the cement penetrated through the drain. It is not a plumbing accident," Olga Bogdanova told a local news outlet in Khabarovsk, a city of 630,000 in far eastern Russia.

Yeah, whatever, Olga.

If there's one thing you should never believe from the Russians it's that the minute you see a brown juicy liquid bursting from the wall, you should never assume it's a roofing mistake by contractors.

We're supposed to believe there's some sort of internal drain off the roof that runs through the middle of the school. Hey Russia, and Olga, we're not morons. It's true the internet is loaded with Russian construction failures, but this time we're not falling for what Olga's selling.

Less than a year ago, the Washington Post wokes were reporting on just how bad the infrastructure is in Russia where a pipe burst in Volgograd, flooding the streets with raw sewage and rivers of urine. Soon after this sewage disaster, citizens in the small town of Pervouralsk carried buckets of raw sewage to the local water office to tell officials to fix the crap system they're in charge of.

Conclusion: That's a sewage pipe bursting and the school official, Olga, is just embarrassed she's in charge of this place that's going viral around the world.

Suck it up, Olga.