Robert Kraft's Much Younger Wife Had America's Attention Last Night

For some reason, it was Tom Brady night at Gilette Stadium on Wednesday. I don't really get it, because it's June 12, but whatever. Feels like an odd time to get the old gang back together and honor the GOAT, but when you win a billion championships you can do whatever you want. 

Anyway, before Brady was inducted into the New England Patriots Hall of Fame, he hit the red carpet and took pictures with some old pals. And while there was a ton to break down, the internet couldn't get past this below picture of owner Robert Kraft, and wife Dana Blumberg. 

Can't imagine why!

Robert Kraft and Dana Blumberg dominate Tom Brady's big night

Hey, 12 Yung James – that ain't true! Don't be dramatic. Robert Kraft is 83. Dana Blumberg is 50. He's only 33 years older than her, drama queen. Grow up. 

For those who don't keep up with Bob Kraft's relationship history, these two lovebirds tied the know back in 2022 after a few years of courting each other. That, by the way, was after Bobby got a little loosey-goosey in a Florida massage parlor. So, again, don't be dramatic!

Blumberg is an ophthalmologist, specializing in eye and vision care and glaucoma. That seems like it will almost certainly come in handy in a few not-so-distant years for Mr. Kraft. Just a hunch. 

Anyway, she's a pretty private person, so don't come here expecting to find any thirst traps from the Instagram. Ain't happening. The two got married at a star-studded ceremony in Oct. 2022 – Tom was there! – and it's been all ham & eggs ever since. 

That's pretty much all we know on 50-year-old Dana, and that's OK. Some things are better left a mystery. 

Congrats to Tom on the enshrinement. And congrats to the Krafts on turning on all of America along the way. 

PS: Hey, Josh … back the hell off: