Police In Wisconsin Arrest A Man Named 'Deez-Nuts'

People sometimes forget that you can change your name to whatever you want. One man who didn't forget this? Green Bay's own Deez-Nuts Kroll.

According to WeAreGreenBay.com, police arrested the 42-year-old following an incident on March 5 at around 10 p.m. local time.

At the scene, police met two people who claimed to have been arguing over the phone with Deez-Nuts. They claim they eventually went to a residence two hours after the phone argument but found it was locked until Deez-Nuts Kroll popped it open and punched one of them in the shoulder.

Kroll is also alleged to have pulled a gun during the altercation, but that turned out to be a BB gun.

When authorities arrived and apprehended Deez-Nuts, he was standing outside without a shirt… in Green Bay… in the middle of March.

I expect nothing less from a man who calls himself "Deez-Nuts."

Police in Green Bay arrested a man with the first name "Deez-Nuts." (Brown County Sheriff's Office)

But apparently, it's not just something he calls himself. Documents reportedly described Kroll as being intoxicated, but he did follow officers' instructions. When asked to produce his state-issued ID he obliged, and sure enough, it said "Deez-Nutz Lee Kroll."

We can all agree that's definitely not a family name or anything. He didn't come from a long line of Deez-Nutses. 

So, I've got to say I'm a little disappointed that if you go so far as to change your name and adopt a novelty moniker like Deez-Nuts, you don't go the extra mile and have some fun with the middle name.

I mean, something along the lines of "Inyaface" or even a simple, sure-fire crowd-pleaser like "Harry" would've done the trick.

That would have really given Green Bay's finest a chuckle while they crammed Deez-Nuts in the back of a squad car.

According to reports, Kroll already made a court appearance earlier this week and faces battery and disorderly conduct, use of a dangerous weapon charges, both of which are misdemeanors.