Holly Madison Attacks Crystal Hefner's Writing Style As These Two Refuse To Let Hef Be Dead In Peace
There's no way Hugh Hefner (rest in peace, sir) could've ever foreseen his Playboy Playmate girlfriend, Holly Madison, and wife, Crystal Hefner, embroiled in a writing-style beef years after his death.
This poor guy is in a casket wearing his silk pajamas (I'm just going off of 2017 reports) turning to dust while his two old slam pieces, Holly and Crystal, are fight over something as petty as a writing style. Guys, let this be a lesson that you can die and turn to dust, but your much younger blonde girlfriends will keep causing petty bullshit long after your death. You've been warned.
"Anybody who’s read my book that came out eight years ago and then read her book, tell me the narrative voice doesn’t sound exactly the same," Madison said during a March 26 appearance on the "LadyGang" podcast. "Drives me up a wall."
(L-R) Holly Madison, her then-boyfriend Hugh Hefner and Crystal Hefner during better times. (Getty Images)
Madison is referring to Crystal Hefner's book where she bad-mouthed her dead husband for having "odd and robotic" sex and noted how Hef "was just going through the motions," during sex. Then Crystal dropped an all-timer by claiming Hef had a thing for "little blue pills," while forgetting to note that it would've been front-page news in all the tabloids if Hef could get a boner later in life without PEDs.
Holly, 44, released her own memoir, Down the Rabbit Hole, in 2015 while Hef was still kicking. In the book, she described Hef's mansion as a "twisted world."
"He never asked anyone to become a girlfriend before they joined him in bed," Madison wrote in her book. She told stories of the orgies, and the girlfriends wearing their pajamas and how Hef would just start having an orgy after figuring out his gameplan that night.
Holly Madison poses during a portrait shoot at Casa RaLuMaCa in 2023. (Photo by Denise Truscello/WireImage)
Holly even claimed she was to "fake" and her turn in the sack "was over just as quickly as it started."
Because she was the first to bash Hef, Madison has now turned her attention on Crystal because Hef's widow went on a bashing spree in her book.
"I’m weirded out by it, especially since she had a ghostwriter," Madison claimed on the "Lady Gang" podcast. "Like, do your research and don’t copy."
Even though they reportedly don't talk, Madison says she doesn't have a problem with former Hef girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson's book. "If you take my book and Kendra’s book, it’s two completely different people even though we lived there at the same time," Holly said "It’s two completely different voices, as it should be."
While Holly was taking shots at Crystal over the last couple of weeks, Hef's widow was focused on bashing her dead husband. In a March 21 Instagram post, Crystal focused on Marilyn Monroe.
"She was abused so much and she didn’t deserve it," Crystal wrote. "I wish Hef would have considered that instead of jumping on the wagon of doing it too. Hef did help and was kind to some people in his life, but not to women he saw as objects, and not to Marilyn, someone who he had never even met."
If you think these former girlfriends and wives are ever going to shut up about Hef, you're not reading the room. This is going to go on until the end of time. That's Hef's legacy while he lays in the casket.
It's a tragedy.