Pennsylvania Women Foiled After Allegedly Stealing Thousands In Arby's Roast Beef

The first things that come to my mind when I think of the great town of Williamsport, Pennsylvania are, of course, the Little League World Series, and, on a more personal level, it was usually the point on my yearly journey to fishing camp for the opening of trout season that I really started to get car sick.

But now, there's another thing I'll think of when I think Williamsport, and that's thanks to a pair of women who allegedly stole thousands in Arby's roast beef.

Now, trust me on this, I understand as well as anyone that Beef 'N Cheddar is a hard habit to kick, but you need to do it before it gets to this point…

According to NorthCentralPA.com, Shaniyah Alyia West, 21, and Stephanie Davis, 63, are both accused of teaming up to steal north of $3,000 worth of food and drinks from a Williamsport area Arby's.

The two are now facing felony charges and they would've (allegedly) gotten away with it too if it weren't for the location's owner combing through the roast beef logs…

That's not a joke. That's really how this plot got unraveled.

An alleged Arby's theft scheme was unraveled thanks to an owner who kept a watchful eye on her beef logs. (Photo by Chad Hurst/Getty Images for Arby's Restaurant Group, Inc.)

Owner Linda Rae reportedly saw some funny business happening in the beef logs (imagine trying to have a serious conversation about this), and at first thought some of the meat was being mis-measured. 

However, while Arby's policy reportedly permits workers to take unsold beef home if they get permission, it was later found that West and Davis were cutting extra meat and throwing it in the trash. One of the women was reportedly especially excited about taking out the trash, and when the manager checked it after they left, the beef was MIA.

Both are facing felony theft and conspiracy to commit theft charges for making off with $2,800 in roast beef and hundreds in other items.

All that beef and I bet they still only got like two packets of sauce… they never give you enough.

I've got to say, the tale of two women — generations apart age-wise — teaming up to steal thousands in fast-food beef should be a movie…

Alright, fine a made for TV…

Fine, an SNL sketch…