Pennsylvania Man Catches His Brother Having Sex With His Girlfriend, Bites Off Part Of His Ear

Let's just say a Pennsylvania family will have an interesting dilemma this year at the Thanksgiving table thanks to what transpired over the weekend when a man walked in on his brother having sexual relations with his girlfriend.

The Wilkes-Barre Times-Leader reports Albert Wilkes, 31, of Forty Fort, PA, went nuts Sunday after catching his brother having sex with his girlfriend and ultimately chewing off part of Kevin Wilkes' ear in the process. Albert Wilkes, understandably furious with his brother, took things to the next level by grabbing an axe and smashing his brother's truck, according to the police report.

"The truck had extensive damage with cuts in its body consistent with the size and shape of an axe with a 30-inch handle police located on the ground," according to the Times-Leader.

Albert told police he went into the house and there was his girlfriend down and dirty with Kevin. Police say that's when Albert bit off part of Kevin's ear and then took out a nine-inch axe and started destroying the Chevy pickup truck before chasing Kevin down an alley before police finally regained order.

As if all of that wasn't awkward enough, police got around to interviewing the girlfriend who told them that it had been over between her and Albert "for several months." However, Big Al and the girlfriend still owned the house as a couple.

Now Albert is on the hook for two counts of aggravated assault and a bunch of other stuff that's going to add up to court costs.

Put yourself in Albert's shoes here. He and the girlfriend were on the outs, or completely done as she claims, and he walks in to see his brother doing his thing. Talk about a kick in the balls. Now, that doesn't excuse Albert for chomping off part of his brother's ear, but clearly there were going to be some emotions boiling over here.

How does a family ever recover from such an incident? Think about those Thanksgiving meals 20 years from now.

Kevin: "Hey Al, remember when you spent a year in prison for biting off part of my ear for banging your girlfriend? Good times!"

Al: "Yeah, those were the days. I still wish I would've chopped you into pieces...HAHAHAHA."

Kevin: "What? I couldn't hear you."

Al: "I said, 'I laughed my ass off when you married and she took half of your 401k' ... HAHAHAHAHA."

Brothers...one minute you want to kill them, the next minute it's like old times before you caught him banging your girlfriend.