Paige Spiranac Finds Happy Place In White Lingerie, NBA Wife Posts Thirst Trap & Ohio Realtor Turns On America
We've got Tiger hitting piss missiles in Louisville and sweating his nuts off, Ohio real estate moguls becoming internet stars overnight, and the world pissing their collective pants because Harrison Butker hasn't bent the knee yet.
And here I am, just trying to enjoy my final full week of work until early-June. Well, I say "final full week," but I really am on all of next week, too.
But let's be honest … does anyone really give it their all on the last Friday before a full week off? Come on. I'm already talking about mailing it in, and it's still eight days away! Imagine the damage I'm gonna do when next Friday actually gets here?
But that's next week's problem. Not today. Today, we have too damn much to discuss, so let's get to it.
Welcome to a Thursday Nightcaps – the one where we tee it up with soon-to-be movie star Paige Spiranac and go from there.
What else? Well, Big Cat's new clothing line may need a little workshopping, Ohio realtor Cheyanne Kraus was back to turning on America last night, and Erik Spoelstra's ex-wife posted a thirst trap on Instagram and then condemned people for calling it a thirst trap.
You know, normal influencer stuff. Just another day!
I'm sure we'll get to some other nonsense , but that should be enough to get us started.
Let's roll – I've got late-afternoon PGA Championship golf to watch.
Whoopi Goldberg is somehow the voice of reason when it comes to Harrison Butker
That's right … you read it right. I'll be honest, I didn't even plan to bring Whoopi to class today, but this little video came across my worldwide web search engine just a bit ago, and I did a double-take.
Seriously, I nearly swallowed my Rogue 6 mg wintergreen.
How in the hell is WHOOPI GOLDBERG the lone voice of reason – outside of OutKick, of course – when it comes to this Harrison Butker stuff?
Now, did Whoopi completely nail it here? Of course not. God forbid she gets through a coherent thought without mentioning Colin Kaepernick or taking a dig at Donald Trump.
But, for the most part … she actually sounded sane, which is stunning for her. Frankly, it's stunning for anyone on that garbage show.
You know the left is down bad when one of their own turns against them.
PS: how predictable has this backlash been? Society is undefeated in stupidity.
I saw two outlets yesterday literally manipulate Harrison's own words to fit their own woke narrative. I won't name them here because they don't deserve the pageviews it'll bring them – Lord knows they need them – but you can probably figure it out.
That asteroid can't get here fast enough.
Whew. What a rant!
Speaking of Paigeviews …
Sweaty Tiger, Cam from the pond & more PGA Day 1 content
What a couple heaters from Paige Spiranac. If the new Happy Gilmore movie doesn't at least bring her in for a cameo, then what are we even doing here?
She's an obvious choice. A household name. An absolute star in the industry. Hell, she'd probably do it for free.
Nobody will ever compare to OG Julie Bowen as Virginia Venit, but Paige Spiranac deserves a shot.
PS: cover of the 60th SI Swimsuit edition? Legend. What a rise.
OK, let's stay on the course for just a bit longer before we rapid-fire this sucker into a big Thursday night.
First off, what a day for Xander Schauffele. Nobody dominates a golf tournament more on a weekday than Xander. Guy is prime Tiger on Thursdays and Fridays.
Do I sound like a pissed off gambler who had Rory as the R1 leader instead of Xander? If so … you are RIGHT! What a non-heater I'm on right now. Football season can't get here fast enough.
Anyway, while Xander was hitting darts, Tiger Woods was sweating his nuts off while grinding his way to an opening round 73.
That wasn't the only A+ content to come out of Round 1:
Ohio relator Cheyanne Kraus is a star & Nikki Spoelstra checks in on the way out
That's such a wild rule, but how awesome would it be to just carry John Daly's clubs around all day while he powers ahead in a golf cart? Certainly worse jobs in the world … like being a homemaker, am I right?!
Come on – that was funny! Speaking of the Harrison Butker overreaction … it's rapid-fire time!
First up? The Chargers' social media team cooked Harrison last night by putting him in the kitchen – which was funny – but, um … do they know who their new boss is?
I can promise you, I know whose side Jim Harbaugh is on:
Can't wait for a couple Jim Gems this NFL season. I'm sure stuff like that will play GREAT with the California crowd! Give 'em hell, Jimbo!
While we're talking schedule release videos … I wrote about her this morning, but she got her start here at OutKick on last year's Nightcaps, so it's only right to bring Titans Girl Cheyanne Kraus back for Year 2:
Can't believe it's been a whole year, Cheyanne. Time flies! Also, shoutout to former Nightcaps teacher Anthony Farris for initially ID'ing her last season. Miss that guy. Hope he's doing well at the Sonic.
Finally, on the way out, here's Eric Spoelstra's ex-wife – ex-Heat dancer Nikki Spoelstra – pumping out some thirst trap Instagram content and then getting pissed at everyone who calls it a thirst trap:
Knock it off with the thirst trap narrative, guys! I'm not here for it. Okeedokee, Nikki! Whatever you say.
Now, let's go have a night.
OutKick Nightcaps is a daily column set to run Monday through Friday at 4 p.m. (roughly, we’re not robots).
Does Paige Spiranac deserve a chance? Or both! Email me at Zach.Dean@OutKick.com.