Olivia Dunne Vacations In The Most Overrated Spot In America

Olivia Dunne is taking her talents to the Hamptons, and it might be time to broaden her vacation options.

America's most popular gymnast has been on a content bender lately, and what do we all do after putting in some hard work?

Get a little R&R. For Livvy, that means hitting up the Hamptons, which she put on display over the weekend on TikTok.

Livvy Dunne hits up the Hamptons…..which is less than ideal.

The Hamptons suck. I don't care if nobody else has the courage to say it. I will, and I won't apologize for it. It's hands down the most overrated spot in America, and I'm not sure there's a close second. In fact, I know there's not a close second.

Now, I'm sure many OutKick readers are thinking to themselves right now, "Wait, David, aren't you a working class guy from Wisconsin? How would you know anything at all about the Hamptons?"

Unfortunately for all of us, I've been to the Hamptons many times for reasons I don't think I should probably share with millions of readers at this time.

What I will say is that Livvy Dunne is going full basic mode. Going to the Hamptons is cringe Influencer 101. I thought she was America's sweetheart and above entry-level influencing. I guess I was wrong.

I can't stress this enough. The Hamptons is an awful place full of absolutely awful people who behave like "Hunger Games" characters. To be clear, I've always enjoyed the people I've been in the Hamptons with. They're not the problem. It's everyone else that is unbearable, and my trips have included many nightmares.

Let's run down a few examples of why I hate The Hamptons:

• Angry Karen called the cops on us for *LEGALLY* shooting clay pigeons.
• Local liquor store didn't carry Busch Light or any other working class beer.
• I paid more than $100 for two pizzas.
• Credit card was frozen because my bank thought it was stolen (see point above).
• The people are rude and all think they're important. They're definitely not.
• I went to a bar to only see a bunch of dudes in dresses and high heels behaving so obnoxiously that it was borderline impossible to believe.
• The Hamptons airport requires you to wait on the runway for an infuriating amount of time.
• The people there under the age of 30 are among the laziest people you'll ever meet.
• Nothing is within walking distance.
• The party options are lame and vanilla.

The only cool part of The Hamptons is getting to see where the Nazis landed at Amagansett. Yes, I had a shotgun with me when I went just in case there were some stragglers left behind who wanted to give it a go again.

The Hamptons is a never-ending horror show that Livvy Dunne has seemingly voluntarily subjected herself to. Why, Livvy? Why? I'd rather stay at the cheapest hotel in Las Vegas drinking $1 beers at Stage Door and playing cheap blackjack at Ellis Island than hang out in the Hamptons.

Again, I like the people I go with, but once we leave our undisclosed location, it never fails to be a massive nightmare.

Having said that, I am open to the idea that Livvy Dunne as an attractive blonde has a different Hamptons experience than I do when I go. Hot female privilege is definitely a thing, and she has it.

I am an out of shape guy down in the content trenches. We're not exactly the same, and I'm brave enough to admit it.

Livvy Dunne is in the Hamptons. (Photo by Theo Wargo/WireImage)

Don't make the same mistake Livvy Dunne and her friends have. Avoid the Hamptons like the plague. It's just not worth it. Have a story about the Hamptons you'd like to share? Let me know at David.Hookstead@outkick.com.