Olivia Dunne Had ESPY Viewers On The Edge Of Their Seats

The six people who watched the ESPYS on ESPN last night got a front row seat to the Olivia Dunne show. 

Fine. I'm sure more than six people watched. Did the annual awards show become complete garbage about a decade ago? Absolutely. Most things on ESPN did. 

Do we really need to tune into a woke network in the middle of July to watch a bunch of woke, Hollywood elites tell us how bad Harrison Butker is? Or how white people love Caitlin Clark?

I mean, I don't. Do you? I doubt it. But whatever. That's not the point here. 

Point is, while Paul Skenes was mowing down hitters in Pittsburgh Thursday afternoon, Olivia Dunne was firing off heaters – and channeling her inner-Game of Thrones – at the ESPYS:

Olivia Dunne dominated the ESPYS

Nobody loves Game of Thrones callbacks more than Livvy Dunne. Nobody. The 12th-year LSU star just lives for them. 

First, she was Khaleesi for Halloween last year (seen above), and she doubled down again last night at the ESPYs. Wild. What a time to be alive. 

Anyway, the show in itself was predictably awful. Like I said, it was pretty much just Serena Williams A) making fun of Harrison Butker, and B) Serena Williams also saying white people love Caitlin Clark. 

I didn't watch any of it because I'm a sane person, but that's pretty much all I saw on social media last night – along with Joe calling Trump his VP. 

I mean, it's true. You can't argue that. The Harrison Butker shot was a predictable low-blow and not funny. But fair is fair, and white folks do love Caitlin Clark. I've called her the modern day Larry Bird on more than one occasion. Serena nailed that one. 

All in all, another predictable night for the folks running ESPN. At least we got a dominant Olivia Dunne performance to make it a little more palatable.