Oklahoma Sooners QB General Booty Launches Booty-Based Clothing Line
Oklahoma quarterback General Booty launched a clothing line earlier this week, and what Booty created doesn't stink. Currently neck and neck with Nebraska's Decoldest Crawford for college football's most unique name, Booty debuted his “More Than Just a Name" brand online at MTJN.com. General Booty's using his clothing sales for more than just beer money and late night Taco Bell runs. 20% of the profits will go to Oklahoma Children’s Hospital at OU Health. That's a booty worth getting behind.
(c/o MTJN.com) More Than Just A Name's Booty-based clothing should be an instant hit with fans. A variety of shirts and hats for men, women and children ensure every last booty is covered. Amongst the creative slogans draped across the clothing are: "General Booty Reporting for Duty," "I (heart) Booty," "Booty Call," and "Booty Bea." Plenty of strategically placed peaches also adorn the clothing. Boomer Sooner, indeed!
I'd imagine General Booty was teased about his name growing up, but he's certainly the one cracking a smile these days.
Regardless of what he does on the field, Oklahoma already has themselves a decorated General with a heart of gold.
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