Nutty Transgender Congresswoman, Who Used To Be A Guy, Complains About Gulf Of America Name Change

I mean, these people are just the best. The best. They're the gift that keeps on giving the whole year, Clark. I honestly don't know where I'd be without them. Maybe jobless, who knows?

This Sarah McBride – the insufferable transgender congresswoman from Delaware who used to be Tim McBride – is maybe the biggest hypocrite in the Democratic Party. I realize that's an awfully high bar and a high standard given the state of that disgusting party right now, but I feel good saying it. 

Get a load of Sarah, who spent Thursday morning bitching and moaning about having to vote on changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. 

That's right. You read that right. 

A congresswoman who literally changed her entire sexuality AND her name … is now upset that she/he/they/them (I honestly don't know at this point which is right) had to vote to … change the name of the Gulf of Mexico. 

These people are the best

I mean … it's just incredible. This Sarah McBride is truly, trullllllllly, a nutbag. And she doesn't see how batshit CRAZY this rant is … given who she is and what she's known for! 

Some people have something to say, but then think to themselves, ‘You know what? I don’t really have a leg to stand on here. I'm gonna keep my mouth shut.'

Sort of like when I wanted to mock that poor golfer at Augusta last month who shot a 91 for his opening round. Everyone was laughing. Not me. I'd KILL to shoot a 91 at Augusta. 

But Sarah just presses forward with her rant, which, by the way, is totally full of lies. Just … lies. Amazing lies. 

It's not an unpopular name change, for starters. We all actually love it, mainly because it triggers you Libs. 

That erratic tariff policy that's tanking the economy? Well, we just signed our first trade deal yesterday and the markets are literally unchanged from two months ago. Dummy. 

I love when Libs try to wax poetic about the economy, as if we've all been living the life of luxury over the past four years. Come on! We're not dumb. There's a reason the Dems didn't win re-election, and a shitty economy always plays a role. 

Anyway, I have a few homemade Gulf of America hats left at my house for those who want one. Courtesy of my wife – an artist AND a great patriot!

Come get it, Sarah!

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.