NASCAR Champ Tony Stewart's Insane Indiana Ranch House That Looks Just Like A Bass Pro Is For Sale

Tony Stewart wants all the smoke. 

Well, that's not true. Let me try again …

Smoke wants all your money. 

Yes, that's the one! Look, it's not the greatest pun in the world – or even a pun at all – but you get it. You get it. 

Anyway, that's just a very long, terrible way of saying retired NASCAR driver – three-time champ, I may add – Tony Stewart has put his insane, Bass Pro Shop replica, Indiana home back on the market for $22.5 million if anyone is interested in owning what I consider to be an American landmark. 

I mean, you're telling me you don't want in on THIS action?

Inside Tony Stewart's Bass Pro Shop home 

I mean, what a palace. That's what winning three NASCAR Cup Series championships will get you, for those wondering. A 415-acre ranch in Indiana that includes some pretty cool amenities, like a 1,500-gallon stream filled with koi fish, a waterfall, and an 8,700-gallon, two-story freshwater aquarium surrounded by enough dead, stuffed animals to make a vegetarian faint. 

Oh, that sounds like too much upkeep for your prospective buyers reading this? Not to worry! Apparently, Tony has reps from Bass Pro stop on by every other week to clean the tank. 

Hidden Hollow Ranch also includes a man-made lake filled with the greatest fish ever because Smoke wants to catch a prize every time he's on the water, a licensed hunting preserve, a two-lane bowling alley, a golf simulator and an arcade. 

This cozy little 6-8-3.5 (six bedrooms, eight full baths, 3.5 half-baths) was originally put on the market last spring for $30 million, but because Joe Biden can't figure out how to run a proper economy, Tony took her off and relisted it this month for $22.5. 

That's a steal, folks. Green flag!