Naked Woman Fights Medieval LA Beachgoer Carrying A Spiked Club

I live in Florida – close to Daytona Beach. I don't say that to brag – although it is nice living in a free state run by a great governor. 

No. I say it because I've lived here for a while now, and I know when it's officially #springbreakszn. 

For me, it's usually right around the time you hear motorcycles zooming down your street at 3 a.m., because spring break and Bike Week usually always line up. 

When I hear the bikes at 3, I know it's time to strap in, because the crazy college co-eds aren't far behind. 

That's Florida. 

Apparently, out in Gavin Newsom's crime-riddled California, you know it's that time of year when the crazies start running around naked and picking fights with medieval beachgoers who come packing spiked clubs. 

When you see this out there, you know you're about to be in for a long month:

Video goes viral of naked women fight in California 

Howdy-doo! What a battle. Naked girl versus fully clothed chick with a club made of spikes. Who ya got?

TMZ shockingly (not really) obtained the original footage and spoke to a couple witnesses to this bloodbath. 

"Witnesses told us the insane altercation carried on for around 6 minutes without any police response, and some others were accosted and threatened in the mix as well," the outlet reported. 

Six minutes? Insane stamina right there. Hat's off to both these chicks. 

Frankly, I don't know what's more alarming here – the naked girl picking fights at random in the middle of the day on Venice Beach, or the fact that she picked someone who was just casually carrying around a club with spikes on it? 

Do people out in California just carry those around? We're a Law & Order state down here – and also open carry (sort of, it's a gray area) – so we don't need them. 

But if you do out there, I completely get it. 

Anyway, it was quite the battle, and just another sign that spring break time is on the horizon. 

Buckle up.