AI Beauty Pageant Judge: There's A Lack Of Diversity & Inclusion Amongst Contestants
Disclaimer: Not a single woman seen in this post is a real human. NOT ONE. These biological AI females are FAKE. Don't you dare come after me if one of these fake chicks takes all your money via Venmo or some other cash app. You've been warned.
Now that the disclaimer is out of the way, let's get down to business here: this post is about a Miss AI beauty pageant.
It's believed that this is the very first time 10 completely fake women have battled it out for fake beauty bragging rights and there's already drama building.
A real-life AI pageant judge, Sally-Ann Fawcett (she's a real human who has judged some of the biggest real pageants in the world) told National Public Radio that there aren't enough flawed contestants.
[The woman shown below is FAKE.]
"I would like to see somebody of a different gender, somebody larger, somebody older, somebody with flaws," Fawcett said in an interview with NPR. "There's such a big scope. But I think because it's the first year, everyone's adhering to that typical stereotype of beauty."
As you'll see in the Miss AI Top 10 list, it doesn't include a trans competitor, nor the fatties Fawcett seems to want included.
That sentiment was echoed by another real-life woman contacted by NPR. Lynn Hershman Leeson, 83, is a woke multimedia artist who is considered a legend in the new media industry.
"The AI world has such a range of possibilities to consider for attractiveness," Hershman Leeson told NPR. "And they've chosen to just look for some kind of surface resemblance to what's always been considered a winner in this kind of competition. It doesn't go beyond the stereotype of the stereotype."
And due to the lack of diversity, Fawcett says she'll judge the competition based on personality.
That's right, the real-life biological female judge wants an AI female to have a soul.
"Because they are all beautiful, I want somebody that I would be proud to say is an AI ambassador and role model giving out brilliant and inspiring messages, rather than just saying, 'hello, I'm really hot!' " Fawcett added.
Talk about a wild twist for 2024.
Even AI beauty pageants aren't woke enough. Not enough inclusion. Not enough trans Gs. Not enough fat chicks wearing size 2 clothes just dumping out curves.
Since Fawcett won't do her job, I'll do it for her. It's a beauty pageant. Let me go to work for her:
1. I have Seren Ay from Turkey as my AI bot to beat in this competition. I didn't know there were redheads in Turkey that look like they're from Tennessee. Seren gives off vibes that she could be signed to a country music deal at any moment.
2. Turkish blonde Asena İlik is a safe bet at No. 2. She has that traditional beauty pageant look of a Euro who dominates the Miss World competitions. Asena loves soccer, fast cars, and she has perfect AI-generated fake skin.
3. I'm going to throw Romanian LGBTQ "ally" (it's in her Instagram bio) Aiyana Rainbow into this spot. She looks hot AF on her fake motorcycle.
See how easy that was, Sally-Ann. Leave this judging stuff to someone else.
Tell me my picks for Miss AI are wrong: joekinsey@gmail.com
[These women are FAKE!]