Matthew Stafford's Wife, Kelly, Is Under Fire For Fooling Around With Another Georgia QB
If you're looking for a sign that the NFL season is near, look no further than Matthew Stafford's firecracker wife, Kelly.
It's like the Bat Signal with her. When she makes her way onto your Twitter timeline because she inevitably said or did something to piss people off, you KNOW kickoff is right around the corner.
Kelly Stafford and drama are the most perfect combo in the history of time. Like PB & J. Fries and ketchup. Angel Reese and pettiness. Biden and incoherent sentences.
They all work together beautifully, and Kelly Stafford deserves to be on that list.
Anyway, right on cue – on an otherwise slow day in the NFL – Kelly is currently going viral because she went on some podcast and said she dated Matt Stafford's backup at Georgia just to make him jealous.
Kelly Stafford has once again angered the mob
Such a ruthless move, and the internet is currently having NONE of it. I don't think I've seen one human on that insufferable app that's on Kelly's side here.
So, I guess I'll be the first? I don't know – I don't see the big deal. It's a tale as old as time.
Is it sort of a scumbag move? Sure. But kids are, by nature, scumbags. You were a scumbag in college. I was a scumbag in college.
We did things between the ages of 15-24 that we'll all take to our graves. You're thinking of one right now. Personally, I could write a book. The difference here is, Kelly Stafford usually shoots from the hip and says whatever the hell is on her mind.
Sometimes, it angers the mob. Earlier this year, she found herself under fire because she claimed that Lions fans booed her kids during the playoff game. Then, she kinda-sorta backtracked. That may have been a swing and a miss.
BUT, she also defended Charissa Thompson when the sports media mob was after her because she admitted to making up sideline quotes once in a while. I was #TeamKelly on that one, because I thought it was silly, too.
See? Sometimes she pisses people off. Other times, she makes sense. The very definition of a wild card.
Anyway, everyone is A) pissed at Kelly over this, and B) trying to figure out the backup QB in question. The popular answer seems to be Joe Cox, which is especially funny because of his last name.
Now, Joe Cox could certainly be the cocksman (see what I did?!),but there's also the theory that it was actually Logan Gray. Not nearly as much fun, but if Joe's wife is adamant that her future husband didn't fool around with Kelly Stafford during their years in Athens, we have to consider it:
Either way, it sounds like the Sunday morning meetings in the UGA QB room were filled with plenty of sexual tension, and that sounds like a blast.
PS: head on a swivel, Matt: