Losers On The Internet Are Disgusted By Olivia Culpo's Wedding Dress Because It Wasn't Revealing Enough

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If you EVER wanted to perfectly find a way to sum up America in 2024, look no further than some of the comments on Olivia Culpo's Instagram post in regard to her wedding dress. 

I didn't believe it when I first saw this below tweet about Culpo's dress. I legit thought it was satire. Culpo, for those who don't keep up with this sort of thing, got married to San Francisco 49ers star Christian McCaffrey earlier this week. 

It was a lavish affair, attended by everyone and their mother, and it looked like a great time. Hard to imagine it wasn't given who they are, what they do, and who they know. I'd imagine the budget for this wedding wasn't exactly tiny. Didn't need to be, either. 

Anyway, Culpo – a supermodel, duh – wore what I thought was a pretty spiffy-lookin' dress to tie the knot with Christian, but apparently … it wasn't revealing enough for the internet in 2024. 

Seriously:

Olivia Culpo and Christian McCaffrey will be just fine without these idiots 

I mean, my God. What are we doing here? Seriously. I don't get it. Y'all are NUTS. 

Look, I like skin just as much as the next guy. Lord knows I write about it enough. But it's a wedding. She's a bride. There's a time to show some ass, and a time to rein it in just a tad and read the room. Feel like Olivia Culpo did that beautifully here, so I'm not sure what the issue is?

But then I remembered that the internet is a hellscape and society in 2024 is pretty much insufferable, so it makes sense. Imagine hopping onto someone's Instagram page and shitting on their wedding dress. Who does that? Why? 

Good news is, Olivia Culpo and Christian McCaffrey were single billionaires a few days ago, and now they've combined all their assets to become America's next power couple. So, I reckon she won't care much what you lunatics think about her wedding dress. 

I love it, Livvy! So does OutKick. Congrats on the big day. 

PS: see? Olivia read the room perfectly here. Business during the day, party time at night. 

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.