Lainey Wilson And Her Huge Butt Are Officially Shacking Up With Duck Hodges

After months of speculation, we can officially report that legendary backup QB Devlin Duck Hodges and Lainey Wilson -- who sports country music's biggest ass -- are dating.

OK -- not us. We're not breaking that news. It's actually some magazine called People reporting it, but the two attended Thursday night's ACM Awards together, so I'm gonna go ahead and use my eyes and report the facts.

Our national nightmare is over. We finally have the real story. Wilson and Hodges are an item, and all is right with the world.

"The country star marked her first red carpet with the former Pittsburgh Steelers player ahead of the 58th Academy of Country Music Awards Sunday night, and PEOPLE can confirm the pair are dating," everyone's favorite checkout line magazine wrote.

"Wilson, 30, wore a flowing all-green look complete with a cape, feathered shoulders and her signature bell bottom pants paired with a green brimmed hat, while Hodges, 27, donned a casual blue suit with a white shirt, bolo tie and cream cowboy hat."

Lainey Wilson and Duck Hodges are dating. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images for ACM)

Lainey Wilson, Duck Hodges make it official

Dynamic duo here, and one that's been rumored for months now. In fact, Lainey recently wore Hodges' Steelers jersey during a concert in Pittsburgh with some fella named Luke Combs.

Hodges became somewhat of a cult legend during his two years serving as Pittsburgh's backup, appearing in several games because apparently it was impossible for Ben Roethlisberger to stay healthy.

Duck sadly retired last spring from football after playing for the Ottawa Redblacks, but it appears he had good reason for it.

Our man had to focus all his attention on Lainey Wilson and her huge butt. Can't be dividing your time between pro football and country music's biggest star. It's one or the other, and Duck wisely chose Wilson.

Lainey, by the way, knows exactly what she's got -- which is why I don't feel weird making light of it. The newest Female Artist of the Year has acknowledged several times what we all already know: that he ass is enormous and it gets the people talking.

Not only did she post a picture of a dump truck late last year on her Instagram after her giant ass went viral on TikTok, she also once said that she couldn’t scroll the internet “without seeing my fat butt on everything … Whatever brings the people in. Whatever brings people in.”

Congrats to Duck, congrats to Lainey, and congrats to fans of #content. I have a feeling we're about to get a ton of it out of these two.

Maybe Hodges will make a Yellowstone cameo before everyone gets killed off and Kevin Costner morphs into Matthew McConaughey?

Can't wait to find out.