Lady Gaga's French Bulldogs Were Dognapped at Gunpoint In Los Angeles

Think what you want about Lady Gaga and her politics, gender theories, blah, blah, blah, but the minute goons go and dognap her French Bulldogs at gunpoint, you have my attention. You guys know I'm a huge dog person. Gaga could ramble on about voting for Joe Biden for months on end and I wouldn't give her a second of my time, but the minute some sick individual does this to dogs, I'm all-in on the story.

According to authorities, Gaga's dog walker Ryan Fischer was out in Los Angeles with her three dogs around 10 p.m. Wednesday when someone shot him from a car and took off with Frenchies Koji and Gustavo.

The Daily Mail reports that Fischer was shot four times, but he still didn't let go of Gaga's other dog Miss Asia. Now there's a $500,000 reward for a safe return of the dogs. Fischer is believed to be recovering in a local hospital.

"Our whole family is upset and praying Koji and Gustavo are not harmed," Gaga's father, Joe Germanotta, told Fox News. "Shooting someone in order to steal dogs is wrong."

"Help us catch these creeps," he added.

You got that right, Joe. Any scumbag out there who would shoot a dog walker to steal dogs is pure scum. Get a good look at these Frenchie faces and keep an eye out on Facebook Marketplace, on the dark web, wherever you guys might hangout where scumbags would try to sell dogs. The last thing we need in 2021 is for scumbags in random cities to start robbing people for their dogs so they can flip them for big profits on Facebook.

Be on high alert.